This would only happen to me...

You will have to pardon my typing. I went to the optometrist this evening for check-up. I got my eyes dialated, so I can't see very well. My first eye exam in 17 years. The good news is I have 20/20 vision, the bad news is I still need glasses. I am slightly far sighted with a slight stigmatism. The left eye is worse than the right, but neither is really bad. I will probably only want them for extended reading and computer use. The other good news is that the glasses may help with the migraines.

Now I just have to find frames that work for me.